me? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced? hell yes
Why not have Both of them as parent figures tho
because tony sucks. next.
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Canon: they are just two best friends!
Fanfic: they’re such a cute couple!!!
this is so sad alexa play what’s new scooby doo
not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things
i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol
britney’s canon sexuality
We’re nearly halfway through 2018
people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged
you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is
dwarves are taller than humans
Orcs are elves
A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.
lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES
cherry coke is a lesbian aesthetic
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she got a goth gf
